guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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