this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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