Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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