Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'm really busy with my period
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