You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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