Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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