I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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