is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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