This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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