A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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