But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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