Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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