laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
