no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I wannas sexs uuuuu
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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