Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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