I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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