and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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