Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Life is so much better after having sex.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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