dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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