How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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