i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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