Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Church boner. Awkwardddd
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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