I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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