trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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