Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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