i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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