Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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