she looked like the bat from fern gully.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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