I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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