The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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