Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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