at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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