My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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