Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
