Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
from now on my penis is your penis
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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