sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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