Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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