There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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