Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
We left the knife in your bed.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
