is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
My ATM looks so different sober.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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