physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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