You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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