U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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