i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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