new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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