Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
pop tarts are not kleenex
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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