i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Come on in and take your pants off
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