even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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