I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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