Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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