I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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