oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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