Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Randomize
