On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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