She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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