btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize