I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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